ladyshadowdrake

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aniseandspearmint:

sariau:

spinneryesteryear:

#the other half of his superpower is the ability to locate coffee anywhere #which is how he knew what direction to start walking when he was in afghanistan #‘the nearest pot of coffee is 23 miles east’ #and then he started walking through the desert #honestly that’d be kind of a fun plot device #somebody write it I’m too lazy (via @buckykingofmemes)

@blackkatmagic

Oh, this is awesome. Have a ficbit.