via http://ift.tt/2oKPelF: Yesterday morning, my cat decided to use his tail as a poop paintbrush. Luckily I got him cleaned up before he progressed too far in his art.
Once he was all squeaky clean again, I told him that he was still fursona non grata.
Sometimes my cat decides to snuggle up against my neck in the morning. It is the most uncomfortable position in the world, and yet I refuse to remove him because *cuddles*