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Made up fic title: The Great Wall
Feb. 19th, 2017 03:55 amvia http://ift.tt/2kV9GeD:
The most epic Lego battle ever witnessed in Avenger’s tower. It’s Clint fault of course (when is it not?) for mentioning Legos in the first place, and then Thor wants to explore these Magical Building Blocks of Agony for himself. Tony is an Encourager and Steve is an Enabler, so of course they have 100,000 Lego blocks dumped on the floor of the common room the next weekend.
The common room has been bisected by a wall of Lego bricks four feet high and nine feet long. Thor and Clint are building castles on either side, two more deliveries of Legos have been made, and Tony is very disgusted that Clint’s Lego dinosaurs are not faring better against Thor’s Lego Star Wars X-Wing fighters.
“They shoot lasers, Stark!”
“And dinosaurs don’t shoot lasers?”
“What the fuck, of course not!”
Tony smiles, looks over at Thor and asks, “Does he know that?”
Thor discovers the Agony part at three in the morning and thus The Great Wall meets an untimely end. Steve makes them pick up and account for every single one of the 200,250 Legos, and they go about the city donating them to pre-schools and charity centers.
The victor is never clearly decided and just saying the words “Great Wall” is enough to get anyone banned from the tower for a week.
send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it
The most epic Lego battle ever witnessed in Avenger’s tower. It’s Clint fault of course (when is it not?) for mentioning Legos in the first place, and then Thor wants to explore these Magical Building Blocks of Agony for himself. Tony is an Encourager and Steve is an Enabler, so of course they have 100,000 Lego blocks dumped on the floor of the common room the next weekend.
The common room has been bisected by a wall of Lego bricks four feet high and nine feet long. Thor and Clint are building castles on either side, two more deliveries of Legos have been made, and Tony is very disgusted that Clint’s Lego dinosaurs are not faring better against Thor’s Lego Star Wars X-Wing fighters.
“They shoot lasers, Stark!”
“And dinosaurs don’t shoot lasers?”
“What the fuck, of course not!”
Tony smiles, looks over at Thor and asks, “Does he know that?”
Thor discovers the Agony part at three in the morning and thus The Great Wall meets an untimely end. Steve makes them pick up and account for every single one of the 200,250 Legos, and they go about the city donating them to pre-schools and charity centers.
The victor is never clearly decided and just saying the words “Great Wall” is enough to get anyone banned from the tower for a week.
send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it
