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roachpatrol:

i didn’t punch hitler in the face for this

you guys are giving me grey hair

this never happened in the forties (said with completely straight face)

i just don’t think you’re living up to your true potential

america wasn’t founded for this

i know if you look inside yourself you’ll realize you’re a better person than you think you are

that’s it, i’ll be in the freezer until further notice, wishing i was still dead

in all my years of leading troops i have never seen such blatant disrespect (said with completely straight face)

i’m not mad, i’m disappointed

i’m probably going to outlive all of my friends, again. did you know that? i think about that all the time. at night. all by myself. and these are the memories you want to leave me with.

do you really think this kind of behavior is what our founding fathers expected future americans to engage in

you know what we had in the old days? dignity. (said with completely straight face)

ms potts, please book me a flight up north. i need to go lie down for another seventy years.
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