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For my stony bingo 2017 card, 2Y “writing format: email/chat log”Challenger: @calamityj0hn (I don’t think I’ve ever done one of these before)
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From: The Boss <pcoulson@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Break Room
Staff,
It has come to my attention that someone has been eating
food from the staff break room that does not belong to them. As this is not a
kindergarten classroom, I’m sure this is just a mistake, and I hope I don’t
have to tell my highly trained agents not to eat anyone else’s lunch.
Do not reply all to this message.
Phil Coulson
Director of Field Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 543 f. (202) 555.3234
“I’m loyal to nothing except
the dream.”
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Break Room
Who ate my left-over pizza??
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
If you fax me anything
I will use it for toilet paper I s2g.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>To: All StaffSubject: Re: Break Room
Why doesn’t everyone just write their name on their lunches?
That should solve the problem.
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Iron Man <ironmanisthebestavenger@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Break Room
Agent said not to reply all, guys.
You Know Who I Am
Google has my number
“Science, bitches!” –
Me.
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Who gave you a shield email?????
Also, seriously, who ate my pizza?
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
If you fax me anything
I will use it for toilet paper I s2g.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Clint, I threw your pizza away because it had been in the refrigerator
for ten days. On that note, please clean up after yourselves. No one here is
your mother.
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: The Boss <pcoulson@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <ironmanisthebestavenger@shield.gov>
Subject: Break Room
Mr. Stark,
Please stop hacking into SHIELD servers and assigning
yourself email addresses. You have a perfectly functional consultant email
address. If you’ve forgotten your login credentials, please contact IT and they
will be happy to reset it for you.
Phil Coulson
Director of Field Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 543 f. (202) 555.3234
“I’m loyal to nothing except
the dream.”
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
I vote Cap as Break Room Mom.
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
Pizza never goes bad.
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
The next person who replies all to this message will be
fired.
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Cap can’t be break room mom, he’s already tower mom.
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Aww, I wanted to be the next person to reply all to the email.
Stark, just because Steve makes you breakfast, lunch,
dinner, a gazillion snacks every day doesn’t mean he’s tower mom. I thought you
were smart or something?
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
Hip deep in it and can’t
even see the water.
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Nice try, Barton. You’ve just been assigned kitchen duty for
the next month.
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: How old are you again?
Stop antagonizing them, Tony.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: Server Security
Mr. Stark,
If you don’t stop making my IT department panic over
security breaches, I will assign Rogers to a diplomatic mission in Columbia for
the rest of the year.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
Subject: Still younger than you
They love it and you know it.
Can we have dinner in bed?
P.s. How do you feel about Columbia?
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: Re: Still younger than you
Can we compromise on a picnic on the bedroom floor? Crumbs
in the sheets are so uncomfortable.
A P.S. is a post
script, Tony. The whole point is that it comes after your signature. Columbia
looks like a really pretty country. Why?
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
Subject: Re: Server Security
If you made better hiring decisions, they wouldn’t be
panicking so often.
Do your worst – I’ve been waiting for an excuse to take a
vacation for seven years.
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: Jarvis <justaratherveryintelligentsystem@avengers.com>
To: All Avengers
Subject: Columbia
Avengers,
Due to staff availability, home operations will temporarily
be moved to a secure facility on the coast of Columbia. Please direct all inquiries
to Mr. Stark or Captain Rogers.
Thank you,
J.A.R.V.I.S
From: Cap <cptspanglepants@avengers.com>
To: Iron Man <gold-titanium-alloy-man@avengers.com>
Subject: Fwd: Columbia
Really, Tony?
> show quoted text
Steve G. Rogers
Captain America
From: Iron Man <gold-titanium-alloy-man@avengers.com>
To: Cap <cptspanglepants@avengers.com>
Subject: Re: Fwd: Columbia
You wanted a vacation.
L-words and mushy things,
Tony Stark
Iron Man
For my stony bingo 2017 card, 2Y “writing format: email/chat log”Challenger: @calamityj0hn (I don’t think I’ve ever done one of these before)
Watch for the cut!
From: The Boss <pcoulson@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Break Room
Staff,
It has come to my attention that someone has been eating
food from the staff break room that does not belong to them. As this is not a
kindergarten classroom, I’m sure this is just a mistake, and I hope I don’t
have to tell my highly trained agents not to eat anyone else’s lunch.
Do not reply all to this message.
Phil Coulson
Director of Field Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 543 f. (202) 555.3234
“I’m loyal to nothing except
the dream.”
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Break Room
Who ate my left-over pizza??
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
If you fax me anything
I will use it for toilet paper I s2g.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>To: All StaffSubject: Re: Break Room
Why doesn’t everyone just write their name on their lunches?
That should solve the problem.
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Iron Man <ironmanisthebestavenger@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Break Room
Agent said not to reply all, guys.
You Know Who I Am
Google has my number
“Science, bitches!” –
Me.
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Who gave you a shield email?????
Also, seriously, who ate my pizza?
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
If you fax me anything
I will use it for toilet paper I s2g.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Clint, I threw your pizza away because it had been in the refrigerator
for ten days. On that note, please clean up after yourselves. No one here is
your mother.
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: The Boss <pcoulson@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <ironmanisthebestavenger@shield.gov>
Subject: Break Room
Mr. Stark,
Please stop hacking into SHIELD servers and assigning
yourself email addresses. You have a perfectly functional consultant email
address. If you’ve forgotten your login credentials, please contact IT and they
will be happy to reset it for you.
Phil Coulson
Director of Field Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 543 f. (202) 555.3234
“I’m loyal to nothing except
the dream.”
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
I vote Cap as Break Room Mom.
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
Pizza never goes bad.
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
The next person who replies all to this message will be
fired.
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Cap can’t be break room mom, he’s already tower mom.
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: The Best Marksman in the History of Ever
<cbarton@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Aww, I wanted to be the next person to reply all to the email.
Stark, just because Steve makes you breakfast, lunch,
dinner, a gazillion snacks every day doesn’t mean he’s tower mom. I thought you
were smart or something?
Clint Barton
Specialist
p. (202) 555.9764 ext 862 f. (202) 555.7896
Hip deep in it and can’t
even see the water.
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: All Staff
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Break Room
Nice try, Barton. You’ve just been assigned kitchen duty for
the next month.
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: How old are you again?
Stop antagonizing them, Tony.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: Server Security
Mr. Stark,
If you don’t stop making my IT department panic over
security breaches, I will assign Rogers to a diplomatic mission in Columbia for
the rest of the year.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Maria Hill
Director of Internal Operations
P. (202) 555.9764 ext 221 f. (202) 555.7896
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
Subject: Still younger than you
They love it and you know it.
Can we have dinner in bed?
P.s. How do you feel about Columbia?
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: Cap <capsrogers@shield.gov>
To: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
Subject: Re: Still younger than you
Can we compromise on a picnic on the bedroom floor? Crumbs
in the sheets are so uncomfortable.
A P.S. is a post
script, Tony. The whole point is that it comes after your signature. Columbia
looks like a really pretty country. Why?
Steven G. Rogers
Avenger’s Initiative
p. (202) 555.8564 f. (202) 555. 1498
“What makes a King out
of a slave? Courage!” – Wizard of Oz
From: Iron Man <iamironman@shield.gov>
To: Director Hill <mhill@shield.gov>
Subject: Re: Server Security
If you made better hiring decisions, they wouldn’t be
panicking so often.
Do your worst – I’ve been waiting for an excuse to take a
vacation for seven years.
Someone Took Away My Email
You don’t call me, I call you.
I can do this all day.
From: Jarvis <justaratherveryintelligentsystem@avengers.com>
To: All Avengers
Subject: Columbia
Avengers,
Due to staff availability, home operations will temporarily
be moved to a secure facility on the coast of Columbia. Please direct all inquiries
to Mr. Stark or Captain Rogers.
Thank you,
J.A.R.V.I.S
From: Cap <cptspanglepants@avengers.com>
To: Iron Man <gold-titanium-alloy-man@avengers.com>
Subject: Fwd: Columbia
Really, Tony?
> show quoted text
Steve G. Rogers
Captain America
From: Iron Man <gold-titanium-alloy-man@avengers.com>
To: Cap <cptspanglepants@avengers.com>
Subject: Re: Fwd: Columbia
You wanted a vacation.
L-words and mushy things,
Tony Stark
Iron Man
